Crucial, Part IHatcha:
Ensign's personal log, Stardate 59863.6
I can't belive I lost my ring! My wife is going to kill me. If only I hadn't been working out on the holodeck these passed few weeks, I wouldn't have lost weight! You know, that program with the skull people that attack you? Well I wanted to try it once... but then it gets addicting and you have to go back for more. You fight, and fight and fight, and you just want to keep fighting! ...Hmm. Makes me wonder if I'm getting some marital problems off my back. That's it! It's my wife's fault I lost my ring! I'm going to go tell her right now.