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Episode 4


Star Trek: Phoenix-X
Cookies

(On the Pheonix-X; Bridge)
(Lt. Walace enters)
Walace: Heylow Cap'ns.
Night: Ah, Lieutenant Walace, what do we owe the pleasure of your presence?
Daniel: Yeah, and it better be worth while!
Walace: Err... Well I made these cookies Lieutenant Commander Armond asked for, and I thought I could bring some to the bridge for everyone, Cap'n.
Red: You mean replicated.
Walace: Har! Har! Why no... I baked them myself.
Daniel: Alright, proceed.
(Walace begins handing out cookies to everyone.)
Armond: Thank you.
Daniel(whispering): Why does he have to keep calling everyone "cap'n"??
Night(whispering): It's a sign of respect to call everyone you see Cap'n.

(Kugo enters the bridge)
Walace(walks over): ...Here you go Cap'n.
Kugo: Uh... thanks.
Daniel: Ah, Lieutenant Kugo, what do we owe the pleasure of your presence?
Kugo: Captian, the transwarp drive has been manipulated, I wish to conclude my experiment by testing them. Which means going transwarp.

Walace: Uhh...here you go Cap'n.
BOB: How much?
Walace: Uhh...free.
BOB: What!? Take some advice from me... always, always charge!

Daniel: Okay we will begin testing.
Night: Yes Captian. Armond, take us out of orbit. Set a random course, transwarp seven.
Armond: On it.
(The Pheonix-X goes Transwarp 7)

(Ragon a Klingon passenger, and Kotah an Andorian passenger, look around Engineering)
Ragon: Did you put the substance in the cookies?
Kotah: Done. I've also got the experiment going on. We are now at Transwarp 7 going towards our---
Ragon: Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Kotah: ...going towards our destination.
Ragon: When I push this button on the control panel, everyone who ate a cookie will be knocked unconscious!
(Chief Kayl walks by)
Kayl:: What did you just say?
Ragon: Uh..uh...When I push this button on the control panel, everyone playing hooky will be caught in conscience!
Kayl: Oh.
(Chief continues walking)
(Kotah checks the control panel)
Kotah: Everyone on the ship has eaten a cookie. We are ready.
Ragon: Excellent.

(On the bridge)
Daniel: Ensign Dan, you're relieved!
(Suddenly Ensign Dan colapses to the floor)
Daniel: Well you don't have to take it that bad.
(Captian looks around, everyone on the bridge is unconsious)
Daniel: Computer...uh...um.. is.. anyone moving on the ship?
*Computer: One Andorian, one Klingon and the Captian are the only non motionless forms on the ship.
Daniel: The Computer can detect that? Oh..um...Locate the Klingon and Andorian.
*Computer: They are on Turbolift 2.
Daniel: What the? They're on there way to the Bridge...
(Captian Daniel takes the shape of the surface of the Captain's chair cushion.)

(The tubolift doors open)
Ragon: Ahhh. The lengendary Pheonix-X. I've always wanted a ship like this. Although, it is rather too comfy. I don't like that.
(The Klingon sits in the Captain's chair.)
Ragon: Oooo. This chair is rather uncomfortable. It feels like I am sitting on a bohevian turtle.
Kotah: Ragon, the systems on this ship are ready.
Ragon: How are the weapons?
Kotah: Operational.
Ragon: Set course for the Marquis Base.
Kotah: Couse set in.
Ragon: Engage........ETA?
Kotah: 23 hours and 56 minutes.
Ragon: Okay. That'll give me enough time to explore the ship. Let's go.
Kotah: Hold on. Internal sensors are saying that not all personal is accounted for.
Ragon: Who is left?
Kotah: The Captain.
Ragon: What? I knew we were missing someone. Okay, find him immediately. Watch out. Expect the unexpected.

(The two go into the Turbo lift with the Captain on Ragon's knife..........The Captain goes and pinches Ragon's Gludious Maximus.)
Ragon: Hey. What was that for?
Kotah: What? I didn't do anything.
(The Captain goes and pinches Kotah's Gludious Maximus.)
Kotah: Oh Ragon, I didn't know.
(Kotah winks at Ragon)
Ragon: What? Are you feeling okay?
Kotah: Oh don't ask me that question. You know the answer. If I look hot, then you know why.
(Kotah winks at Ragon again.)
Ragon: Knock it off!

(The Turbolift doors open. And they venture their way to find the Captain.)
(In the Mess Hall)
Kotah: I'm getting tired of stepping over all these bodies.
Ragon: Then vapourize them away.
Kotah: Too much work Ragon.
Ragon: You go check in the brig for our Cardassian prisoner.
(Kotah leaves)

(Later Kotah comes back)
Kotah: He's fine.
Ragon: Good! I feel like celebrating! Computer, blood wine.
(Bloodwine replicates)
Daniel: The computers don't really make it as good as the real thing.
(Captian approaches in humaniod shape)
(Ragon drops the bloodwine and pulls out his bat'leth)(He swings the bat'leth and Daniel doges)
(Kotah takes out a phaser)
(Daniel shapeshifts into an Adamantaimai)
Kotah: Wha-- what is that!?
Ragon: It's an Adamantaimai....I had to fight one of these on Vulcan once. Heh, heh...
Adamantaimai: Moooooohhhhaaaa!!
Kotah: Um...AAaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
(The Andorian runs away)(Ragon chuckles, jumps and stabs the bat'telh into the shoulder of the Adamantaimai)
(Adamantaimai swings his arm and brushes the Klingon accross the room. Ragon crashes through the wall and into the hallway.)(The Adamantaimai shapeshifts into the humanoid form again.)(The Captian checks on the Klingon....Ragon is unconscious.)(Daniel goes into liquid state and swishes through the ventalating system of the ship.)

(In the Turbolift)
Kotah: What is that thing? I must get to the underground Marquis Base.

(In the Hallway behind the Messhall)
Ragon: Ugh.
(Ragon gets up.)
Ragon: This is not over yet, Changeling.

(In the shuttlecraft room)
(Ragon enters)(Ragon boards a shuttle craft and flies out of the ship)(Ragon lands on the top of the Pheonix-X.)
Ragon: Engage megnetic emergency locking clamps.
(Then waits.)

(On the Bridge)
Kotah: Now it's all up to me. I must return to the Marquis Base.
Daniel: Yes, you must like it there.
Kotah: Ah! Wha-t are you?
Daniel: I'm the Captian of this ship. It must be a prize for you to take home an updated fully operational Federation warship.
Kotah: Too late freak! We're already here!
Daniel: What? We shouldn't be there for another 20 hours.
Kotah: I lied when I was giving the ETS.
Daniel: So you were going to double cross Ragon...

(On the shuttlecraft)
Ragon: That little Boundfat! He lied to me! No matter, I will land and be the one to give the prisoner over to the Marquis!

(On the Bridge)
(A Pollensalta holds Kotah by the neck)
Pollensalta: <<Talk!!>>!
Kotah: Ugh-ackk! O--okay! It was me a--and Ragon!

(On the shuttle craft)
Ragon: I will be the one to take the prize instead of me and that Andorian.

(On the Bridge)
Kotah: We were to be rich if we delivered your ship! Ack! [cough].
Pollensalta: <<Where!?>>!?
Kotah: In --ack--- ...Sector 309.

(On Starbase 55)
(In a conference room)
Captian Aeris: We've just found out about these attack groups in Sector 309.
Admiral Cloud: And on these two planets seem to be a second Marquis group. They consist of million's of the Tosk Hunter Species lead by a group of Humans. The Tosk Hunter's migrated over from the Gamma Quadrant while no one was looking!
Captian Cid: Where did the Humans come from?
Captian Aeris: It looks like they were broken out one of the minimum security Prison Worlds, where the last of the Maquis were being held.
Captian Cid: Aren't pretty much all our Prison Worlds minimum security?
Captian Aeris: Yes. Most of them don't even have security.
Admiral Cloud: So now these Maquis have gone mental and rallied up fleets of Tosk Hunter ships and labelled them Maquis. You know how much the Tosk Hunters hate us!
Captian Cid: We're out of luck then. We don't have time to get any Federation ships over there.

(On Cardassia)
(In a conference)
Gul Dukat: I don't trust these second Marquis. They could eventually become a threat to the Cardassian Empire.
Mag: Well, we have a backdoor trade agreement with them. They seem to be getting Meloneus back from the Federation somehow. We are to go to their Base and trade there.
Gul Dukat: Sounds like a trap. They could never go to peace with us.

(On the Pheonix-X)
Night: Ugh.
Doctor: I've given you a senetive. Your symbiont seems to be effected badly by the drug in the cookie. I'm going to need to operate, I might have a senetive for the symbiont.
Daniel: Ensign Dan, you're back on duty, get to work on reviving everyone on the ship.
Ensign Dan: Really? Me?
Daniel: Are you questioning me? You're relieved. Armond--
Armond: Ey' Captian.
Daniel: Security, take this Andorian to the brig. Red, can you put a tractor beam onto the shuttle craft?
Red: Too late Captian, the shuttle craft has landed on the planet.
Daniel: Can we beam him up?
Red: Negetive Captian, there's too much interference in the atmosphere. Some kind of energy toxicant.
(Red turns around)
Red: I think we can take a shuttle craft.
Daniel: I know what they're doing... They're planning on securing that no one knows they're there. Intoxicate the planet and live underground in secret...

(On the Klingon Homeworld)
Bahah: There is a Klingon traitor who is another one of those people who want see the Klingon Empire fall. He has come into contact with the second Marquis, somehow he has persuaded power. The Federation has told us that a second Marquis group are large enough and strong enough to take over any one of us.
Logtow: ...We must stop them...

(The Pheonix-X returns half way to Federation Space. Everyone meets in the briefing room)
Daniel: Okay, I want to know if all personal are okay and ready to go into battle. We need to be in tip top shape.
Night: All personal are accounted for.
Daniel: Walace, I want some of your best men guarding the brig. I want that prisoner to be alive for the Federation to aquit him.
Walace: I don't know what that means sir, but I will do my best.
Daniel: Kugo, I know that those Klingons were working on engineering. Did you run a diagnostic on the systems to see if they did some modifications?
Kugo: Yes Captian. I ran the diagnostics. There was no sign of tampering.
Daniel: So are the systems all ready to go for battle?
Kugo: Yes Captian.
Daniel: When I call for the Multi Vector attack mode, I want it fully operational. Last time when we tested it, only the bottom vector seperated and the rest were trying to go their different directions. Oh was that bad.
Kugo: All systems are ready to go Cap'em.
Daniel: Well, I want specifications to be improved another 55%. You have one hour.
Kugo: Yes Cap'em. Ugggh.
Daniel: What was that?
Kugo: Oh nothing Captain.
Daniel: You bet.
BOB: Did someone say bet?
Daniel: No! Okay, I want Night, Armond, BOB, and Red to make sure everyone has weapons. Doctor.....
Doctor: Yes Captain. Please state the medical emergency.
Daniel: What?
Doctor: Oh sorry Captain. My algorythyms are malfunctioning.
Daniel: Well, fix it once you get out of here.
Doctor: Consider it done. Okay, it's done.
Daniel: Well, unfix them. I ordered you to fix them when you get out of here.
Doctor: Okay Captian.
Daniel: Anyways, I want you and Heelix to ready the messhall as your extra sick bay. We might encounter some injuries.
Doctor: I will inform that Talaxian at once mam.
Daniel: I beg your pardon.
Doctor: Sorry again Captain. It's my algorythyms.
Daniel: Okay. It looks like we will be ready in an hour. Here is the plan. We will convey with the Earth's 6th Fleet, Vulcan's Fleet, and the Klingon fleet. By our side will be the Xena, Defiant, and the Enterprise-D.......uh......I mean E. Gosh, they need to come with better registry names. We will all invade the Marquis planets. The Vulcan Fleet will invade the second planet nearest to the sun with the Klingon Fleet.
Night: That'll be a laugh.
Daniel: Oh true. Anyways, the Federation will take its fleet to battle the first planet. So are we all understood on what our duty is?
Everyone: Yes sir.
Daniel: Dismissed. You have one hour.

(The Captain in the Ready Room)
Daniel: Admiral, we will be ready in one hour. We are presently preparing in Deep Space 9.
*Admiral: I know this is a detrimental battle, but I have some bad news. We have some uprising from the Romulans on the other side of our space. Most of the Fleet is there and if we order them to you, the Romulans will take over the Disney system.
Daniel: So who will be my fleet?
*Admiral: You will only have your ship, the Xena, the Defiant, and the Enterprise.
Daniel: So that's it? How are we going to win with that? The Vulcans and Klingons combined equal the power of our ships alone. The chances were slim with them in the first place. Now we only have four ships to take over a whole planet.
*Admiral: You'll just have to do your best. Goodluck.
Daniel: Uggh! Pheonix-X out.
*Admiral: Good lu---
*Night: Captain, the Fleets are here. We are ready to go. We just have to wait for the rest of our Fleet.
Daniel: There is no rest of the Fleet. This is all the Admiral gave us. Inform the Fleet and the others to set course for the Marquis Base. May the Force be with us.
*Night: What was that?
Daniel: Nothing.

(On the Xena)
Wing: But Captian. Do you think only the few of us can take them all on?
Aeris: We're gonna have to. Because the fate of the Alpha Quadrant lies here....come, let us prepare battle.

(On the Pheonix-X)
(Bridge)
Daniel: Armond, how far are we till we return to the Marquis system?
Armond: Not far Captain. I say it will be about 10 minutes.
Daniel: Okay. Daniel to engineering. Kugo, do you have the systems optimized yet? I want that extra 55%. There is 10 minutes till we get to the planet.
Kugo: Systems are ready to go Captain. I have it up to 60% over maximum level.
Daniel: Great. Good job. I will send Red down there to help. Daniel out.......Red, go help Kugo down there..........Walace, open a channel to the Fleet and other vessels on our side.
Walace: Channel open.
Daniel: This is Captain Daniel of the starship Pheonix-X. You all know the plan. As you might have known already, the rest of Starfleet could not muster a whole fleet for our cause. But we will still go with the plan. Commense plan now. Keep an open channel. And be careful.

(The three fleets seperate. The Vulcans and Klingons head for the second planet, and the Starfleet ships go to the first planet.)

(The Vulcan and Klingon Fleets at the second planet engage the Marquis ships. The Marquis are using Tosk Hunter ships)

(Klingon Fleet of 5 warbirds; lead by Logtow)
Logtow: Kill those Putock. We will teach them to fight with the Klingons. We will make blood wine out of them. Engage!

(Vulcan Fleet of 5 cruisers; led by Eloq)
Eloq: Engage the enemies. It is imperative that we defeat them. Live long and prosper.

(The Vulcans and Klingons fight veraciously. One Vulcan cruiser hit and 3 warbirds down. The Marquis are being defeated although there are 15 of their ships left of the Marquis. They fight and fight.)
(The Starfleet ships are then up against 28 Marquis ships.)
Daniel: Okay Fleet, there are 28 ships, as the narrarator said, I guess we should divide this. Everyone gets seven. I'll take the ships on the other side of the planet. You guys divide amongst yourselves.
*Aeris: I'll get the ships west of you Pheonix-X.
*Sisko: I'll get the ones east of you then Pheonix-X.
*Picard: I guess I'll get the last seven. Uggh.

(On the Xena)
Aeris: Okay, engage the Marquis. Let's smash them back onto the Heck they believe in.
Helm: There are two ships behind us and 3 ships ahead on an intercept course.
Aeris: Initiate Manuevering strategies.
Aeris: Get ready to fire phazers on the ships behind us. Initiate flight pattern omega 340.
(The Xena does a loop and gets behind the two ships. Phazers fire and destroy the two ships.)
Aeris: Good job. Now we have three ships left.

(On the Defiant)
Sisko: Old man, engage cloak.
Worf: With all do respect Captain, but I married that young woman.
Dax: Ohhhh Worf. You can be so sweet at times.
Sisko: Oh shutu---, I mean......sorry.
Dax: Cloak is engaged.
Sisko: Bring us around to face all the seven ships. Set a course for a bee line to each one of those ships in an intercept and get ready to bring us out of cloak on my mark. Chief, give me all you got.
Chief: Excuse me.
Sisko: Oh you know what I mean. This ship is so corrupt...........Nog, engage the set course.
Nog: Done Captain.
Sisko: Fire on those ships now.
(The Defiant uncloaks and the Marquis are confused. In their confusion, the Defiant shoots them down. One Marquis manages to escape. The Defiant chases after it.)

(Meanwhile with the Enterprise)
Picard: Okay Data, you know what to do. Let's show them not to mess with the Enterprise.
Data: Captain, I need orders. I can't hold the burden of the ship with my inconclusive decisions.
Picard: Just shoot the ships down. Engineering, give me all you got. We need speed.
Counselar: I feel you are very stressed Captain.
Picard: That is not your concern.
(The Captain flinches and has a zombie look on his face.)
Picard: Resistence is Futile. You will be assimilated. Your species will be added to the Collective.
(He reaches over to Deanna Troi as to assimilate her with his hand. The Commander goes over and slaps the Captain.)
Riker: You are out of line Jean-Luc. Snap out of it!
(slap, slap)
Picard: Okay, you can stop slapping me. I'm all right.
Riker: Did you know what you were doing?
Picard: No, It must be my implants. While I was in that trance, I got an image of someone. It was a she. Her name was Seven Of Nine...

(On Voyager)
(Seven is out her cove and starts to spasm out. Then she comes to control. When she comes to, she realizes that she has destroyed the cargo bay and disabled the ship's warp drive. Janeway comes in)
Janeway: What the H-E double hockey sticks are you doing? We're under a fight with the Herogin right now and you decide to destroy the warp core? Look what you done.
Seven: Sorry Captain, I experienced an out of body stasis. I was out of control and I couldn't do anything. Though I did have an image of someone. A he. This male goes by the name of Jean-Luc Picard.
Janeway: Huh!
(The Herogin destroys the ship and the Holosuite turns off. The exercise was lost.)

(Back to the war. The Enterprise is fighting and destroy's all seven ships. It then goes to help the Defiant.)

(Pheonix-X)
Daniel: Initiate Multi-Vector Attack Mode. Target the Marquis. Flight pattern Alpha Omega.
(The Pheonix-X seperates into three parts. Red, Armond, and Daniel command the three ships.
Red: Vector 3, Go.
Armond: Vector 2, Go.
Daniel: And Vector 1, Go.

(Vector 3 speeds between two Ships, firing on them. They return fire but Red pulls the Vector out of there as the two ships hit and destroy each other)
Red: Two down.

(Vector 2 is chased by two more Ships until the Vector shoots a flare behind it and blows the two enemy vessels apart with a one-time only Transwarp Flare)
Armond: I got my two.
*Daniel: That leaves three more. Okay. Ready the Vectoral Quandifier.

(The three Vector's get in a trinagular position. Vector 1 on the top and the other two on the bottom corners of the formation. They head to the remaining three ships while forming a flow of quantum particles to the middle of the formation. When they conbine in the middle, it creates the source of the weapon. The source then shoots the quantums at the ships and the ships are desintergrated.)
Daniel: Good job. Bring the Pheonix-X together boys.

(The ships combine.)
Daniel: Okay Fleet, let's give our other fleet a hand. Where's the Defiant?
*Sisko: Oh we're right here. We are just cloaked. We are right behind you. What an idiot!
Daniel: I beg your pardon.
*Sisko: Oops. Sorry. I was talking to my crewman.
Daniel: Okay.

(On the Defiant)
Sisko: I thought you cut off the communication.
Nog: He said to keep an open channel.

(The ships reunite with the other ships and they have defeated the Marquis.The Alpha Quadrant was safe once again. Starfleet had ended up tractor beaming the other ships back to their home.)

(Hours later...)
(On a Cardassian Galor Class warship)
Gul Dukat: Hmm... it seems the Federation already took care of our problem.
Eldora: Well it really wasn't a problem. We were always more powerful than them.
Gul Dukat: How true that is.
Mag: Sir, aproaching the Maquis Base.
Gul Dukat: That Meloneus is going to have to give me a big 'thank you' for this.
Mag: Sir, a Klingon battleship decloaking!
Gul Dukat: Raise shields, arm weapons!
(The screen clicks onto the Klingon commander)
*Commander: We have no wish to quarrel with you. Our fight is with the Klingon Empire.
Gul Dukat: Tell me...what are you doing here?
*Commander: One of our Klingon allies.. He successfully taken over a Federation warship and brought it here. The ship was to be ours.
Dukat: Impressive...

(On the Klingon renegade battleship)
Weapon Statistic: We are getting a communication from the planet.
*Dukat: Well I'll leave you to your business.
(Screen out)
Commander: Open.
*Ragon: Where are you? I'm ready to beam up.

(Underground Maquis Base)
*Commander: I'm disappointed in you.
Ragon: It was that Captian Daniel. I swear I will have my revenge on him...
*Commander: Don't blame others. That's just rude!

(On the Pheonix-X)
(In the Brig)(The Commander enters)
(The guard is dead on the floor and a cell is open)
Night: You, Andorian! What happened?
Kotah: You really are ignorant. Can't you see?
Night: Night to shuttle bay area. Are we--
*Ageon: Yes we're missing a Shuttle Craft.
Night: Great. He got away... You and the Klingon were not only stealing the ship, but delivering him...
(BOB enters)
BOB: What happened...?
Night: Meloneus got off the ship during the battle, that Cardassian got away.

(At the Maquis Base)
(On the Cardassian warship)
Gul Dukat: Beam him aboard.
(Meloneus beams over from the Federation shuttle craft)
Meloneus: Argh! Too bad our almost allies were just defeated. I will have my revenge...
Dukat: And I'll have my revenge on that Sisko...
Meloneus: Who?
Dukat: Err-- nobody.
Meloneus: Okay then.
(The Cardassian ship turns and warps out of there, leaving the debris of the previous battle behind and adrift)

THE END