Where does your Captain belong?
Seifer belongs on the bridge of his ship, ordering authentic Italian pizza from a solar orbital pizza manufacturing space station. Bread sticks and dipping sauces are a definite "yes", and he would task his crew on ensuring that there are plenty of napkins.
Menchez belongs in the heat of battle, blasting his way through his chosen enemies-- which he literally chose at random using a Klingon social enemy app. All registered Captains choose their opponents by swiping left, and their allies by swiping right. If an agreement can be made through the built-in Klingon messaging platform, an honorable fight to the death follows.
